More remake than sequel, Men in Black II safely repeats everything that made Men in Black the blockbuster hit of 1997. That's fine if you loved the original's fresh humor, weird aliens, and loopy ingenuity, but as sequels go, it's pure déjà vu. Makeup wizard Rick Baker is the only MIB alumnus who's trying anything new, while director Barry Sonnenfeld and costars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones (as alien-fighting agents Jay and Kay, respectively) are on autopilot with an uninspired screenplay. The quest of a multitentacled alien--on Earth in the form of Lara Flynn Boyle--for the light of Zartha requires Jay to deneuralize Kay, whose restored memory contains the key to saving the planet. The tissue-thin premise allows all varieties of special effects--mostly familiar, with some oddly hilarious new stuff tossed in for good measure.
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SCENE INDEX
1. Start
2. A Bug in the Electrical System
3. Scrad and Charlie
4. Another Partner Neuralyzed
5. Ben
6. MIB Agent F
7. Laura the Witness
8. Kylothian Class C
9. Postmaster Kevin Brown
10. "Welcome Back, Agent Kay!"
11. Headquarters Breached
12. Flushed
13. Jeebs
14. Deneuralyzed
15. "Bend Him!"
16. Key to the Clues
17. Worm Guys
18. The Townsfolk of Locker C-18
19. Tapeworm Video
20. Mysteries in History #27
21. A Room Full of Shiny Weapons
22. Invading Headquarters
23. Jarra
24. "Your Flight's Been Canceled."
25. Modified to Hyperspeed
26. Jeff Puts the Bite on Serleena
27. The Light of Zartha
28. Serleena's Final Departure
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